You will never beat a ninja at a sword fight, one on one. When the Ninja draws his sword, fire your taser™. A well placed taser™ will take out even the most deadly of ninjas.
-a selection from Dwight K. Shrute on ninja-attack preparedness
the autoblography of a fool
You will never beat a ninja at a sword fight, one on one. When the Ninja draws his sword, fire your taser™. A well placed taser™ will take out even the most deadly of ninjas.
-a selection from Dwight K. Shrute on ninja-attack preparedness
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
-commonly attributed to Albert Einstein
"My country right or wrong" is on the same moral level as "my mother drunk or sober."
-G. K. Chesterton
Punctuality is a virtue of the bored.
-Evelyn Waugh

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