Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain...and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin

i'm in gryffindor!

Monday, September 27, 2004

FYI, from washingtonpost.com

3 DeLay Workers Indicted in Texas
Aides Charged in Fundraising Probe
By Sylvia Moreno
Washington Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, September 22, 2004; Page A01

AUSTIN, Sept. 21 -- Three top political aides to House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-Tex.) were indicted Tuesday on charges of illegally raising political funds from corporations in 2002, much of which was funneled into the Republican takeover of the Texas legislature.

Corporate contributions to state legislative candidates are illegal in Texas. A Travis County grand jury indicted DeLay political aide Jim Ellis, fundraiser Warren RoBold and John Colyandro, the executive director of DeLay's political action committee, Texans for a Republican Majority, known as TRMPAC. Eight corporations also were indicted for illegal political contributions.
The grand jury never questioned DeLay or sought records from him. But the panel's actions could rattle his supporters and embolden his critics because the three men indicted include some of his closest and most loyal allies. Moreover, the targeted fundraising activities were at the heart of one of DeLay's most cherished, high-profile endeavors of the past several years: giving Republicans control of the Texas legislature so the state's 32 U.S. House districts could be redrawn in a way likely to send more Republicans to Congress.

That is what the legislature did last year, and DeLay has often cited the redistricting effort as a key reason he expects the Nov. 2 election to expand the GOP House majority.

Ellis, 47, of Arlington, Va., and Colyandro, 40, of Austin, were indicted on one count each of money laundering -- specifically taking $190,000 in corporate money raised by TRMPAC and giving it to the Republican National Committee, which, in turn, had the Republican National State Elections Committee contribute to seven Texas House candidates. In all, about 20 Republican candidates were helped by TRMPAC activities to win Texas House seats.

Colyandro was indicted on 13 counts of unlawfully accepting $425,000 in corporate political contributions. RoBold, 48, of Middletown was indicted on nine counts of unlawfully soliciting and accepting $250,000 in corporate political contributions.

The indictments follow a 21-month investigation by three different grand juries into the activities of TRMPAC. The result of that inquiry, said Travis County District Attorney Ronnie Earle, was an "outline of an effort to use corporate contributions to control representative democracy in Texas."

Since 1905, Texas law has prohibited the giving or receiving of political contributions from corporations and labor unions to candidates.

At a news conference, Earle, a Democrat, said that although the three-month term of the latest grand jury expires Sept. 30, the investigation has not ended. "This is a continuing investigation into allegations of criminal activity related to the 2002 Texas elections," he said.

Those elections resulted in the Republican takeover of the Texas House for the first time since Reconstruction. With the legislature dominated by the GOP, Republican Tom Craddick of Midland was elected Texas House speaker last year and the Texas congressional districts were then redrawn to send more Republican lawmakers to Congress, strengthening DeLay's base as majority leader. The Washington Post has previously reported that Craddick's role in disbursing money to candidates from TRMPAC was being scrutinized by the grand jury, but he has not been charged and he was not named in Tuesday's indictment.

DeLay was not named as a target of the grand jury's investigation, but documents disclosed in the inquiry indicate that DeLay was central to creating and overseeing the political fundraising in Texas. When asked whether the continuing probe could lead to allegations of wrongdoing against DeLay, Earle said: "My response has been consistent, in that anyone who has committed a crime is a target."

In Washington, DeLay said the legal case in Texas would not affect him.

"This has been an investigation that has been underway for nearly two years, and 40 days before the election, suddenly they've taken action," DeLay said in a statement issued by his office. "You do the political math."

"I'll reiterate what I've said before and today's action emphasizes: I have not been subpoenaed; I have not been asked to testify; and I have not been called as a witness. They've made clear this investigation is not about me."

[To read further, click here.]

How come I didn't know about this? How come this isn't all over the damned TV/radio news? He's the most powerful man in the House and there's been nothing. sigh Our nation's on crack, and I'm too fucking busy to read the paper.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Merry wandering

Turns out that Lost is really fun and tense and strange and exciting, with live people going through plane engines and causing them to 'splode into other live people--whee!. You know, the usual JJ Abrams-y goodness, but with a dab of hobbit-y goodness, though it looks like Merry drank a lot more of that water at Treebeard's "house" on the way back from Minas Tirith or something, 'cause he's, like, as tall as the Men.

So, like, is this thing knocking over palm trees and killing pilots who mysteriously resemble Agent Eric Weiss an angry ent or something?

Crap. Now I have another show I'm watching. I was hoping to cut back this year.

Sunday, September 19, 2004

(Return of the) Whedon Quote of the Week

I can safely say this will be the greatest film since whatever film comes out right before it.

→ Joss Whedon on his film Serenity, currently in post-production

Oh, dear lord, I so desperately want this

It's never available. I can almost never find the 1955 Womans Home Companion Cookbook, yet here it is, for $25.00. On Hold. Dammit.

If anyone wants to give me a kick-ass graduation gift in May which does not include the words "iPod" or "Powerbook" and "Apple" in its description, please find me the 1955 edition of the WHCC. Best cookie recipies EVER, plus the tastiest deviled eggs on the earth. All entirely without shame of calories, fat, or carbohydrates. It's glorious.

Leafy

A tip to those of my Dear Readers who like to go leaf-viewing (the aki version of hanamisurukoto...no idea if there's a word for it in nihongo...anyone?). This fall is as strange as our summer. The leaves are turning starting, like, now. It'll be a long fall, I think, when it comes to foliage, but some of the more vivid reds might be gone by the time you make it up north out of the City.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Unfortunate News, Dear Reader

An electronic-mail was sent to me to warn me of the following event. I thought perhaps I should share this alert with my friends in New York so that they may avoid such unpleasantness themselves.
A Grim Evening with Lemony Snicket

Tuesday, September 21, 2004, 6 p.m.

Symphony Space

Peter Jay Sharp Theatre

2537 Broadway at 95th St.

New York City


If you are looking for a pleasant night out, you would probably be

better off attending some other event. This rare public appearance by

the elusive best-selling author Lemony Snicket will include shocking

details from his anxiously awaited new work, The Grim Grotto, Book the

Eleventh in A Series of Unfortunate Events. Even worse, books will be

offered for sale by Books of Wonder. Fortunately, if tickets sell out

quickly, you won't be able to attend. Presented by HarperCollins

Children's Books.

Tickets: $8; $6 Members, Children, Seniors, Students.

To purchase tickets, please visit:

http://www.symphonyspace.org/genres/eventPage.php?genreId=4&eventId=1079

http://www.lemonysnicket.com/desc_grim.html

Speaking of which...

Yay! Super-computer-genius brother-in-law M-- talked Mom through rescuing her computer! So happy! In fact, she's so happy that she's allowed me to go online again. Making me type my papers on my crap-ass old pentium from, like, 1997, but I can surf to my heart's content again. Hoo-ray for Super-computer-genius Brother-in-law M--!

P.S.

Hi, Angry Rabbit! Sorry if I messed up the close of your workday. Nice to talk to you. Well, kvetch at you. Whatever.

I will respond to your e-mail when I get up the courage to open AOL again. In the meantime, I shall add you to my AIM list. You will get IMd by a semi-recognizable person shortly. (Uh, and I have two AIM accounts, just for that added spice of confusion.)

Effed-up blog

Ah, Dear Readers.

I was told by one of you today that there is some problem with the formatting of this blog. This roachbird said that the links column, which should be immediately to the left of the entry column, is, instead, at the bottom of the entry column. Is this true for you all?

I must admit, on none of the computers upon which I have so carelessly crafted this web-based journal have I seen the misplacement of said column. I shall be concerned even more if yet another of my readers is plagued by such faulty formatting. That having been said, I have absolutely no idea how to fix something which doesn't need fixing when I see it.

This is what happens when the nigh-computer-illiterate come to play on the Internet.

At any rate, please do respond if you have or have not had problems with the placement of my links column. Or would care to post a poem. Or a dirty limerick, please, as I've yet to hear anyone actually finish a dirty limerick in my presence. For some reason, the guys (why is it always a guy? don't women ever learn dirty limericks? is it a health ed split class thing?) reciting the limerick always stop mid-way, look at me, blush, then say they'd rather not tell me the limerick after all. How immensely frustrating.

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Canadian Scott is prettier than American Scott

Bush prefers our pretty boy to his pretty boy:
[...] Mr. Bush wandered over during Mr. Reid's chat with the Prime Minister [of Canada]. Mr. Reid introduced himself and shook hands with Mr. Bush.

"Well, what do you do for this guy?" the President asked as he pointed to the Prime Minister.

"Well, you know, sir, I can't really say," Mr. Reid [assistant to the PM] said. "It's not that I don't want to. It's just that, you know, I don't really know from day to day."

[...]

The President chuckled. "Well, you got a pretty face," he told the surprised Mr. Reid. He wasn't done. "You got a pretty face," he said again. "You're a good-looking guy. Better looking than my Scott anyway."
I really can't tell if this is better than the sharp-shooting puppy. Still, I believe this quote can go under the WTF?! category in the Dubyah quote file.

Nostalgia

This is what happens when I cannot sleep. I surf and find this. Come, sing with me now.

Better yet, tell me what the alternate lyrics are (i.e., the one where the teacher dies, gets tossed into the bay, scares away fish, etc.). As I recall, they were even more amusing.

Puppyyyy power!

I shit thee not, Dear Reader. This is for real.

How effing glorious.
Dog Wiggles Paw Free to Shoot Florida Man:

PENSACOLA, Fla. - A man who tried to shoot seven puppies was shot himself when one of the dogs put its paw on the revolver's trigger.

[...]

Bradford said he decided to shoot the 3-month-old shepherd-mix dogs in the head because he couldn't find them a home, according to the sheriff's office.

On Monday, Bradford was holding two puppies — one in his arms and another in his left hand — when the dog in his hand wiggled and put its paw on the trigger of the .38-caliber revolver. The gun then discharged, the sheriff's report said. [...]

For Halifax

Comics Books in the 50s

Well, not really. But let's pretend, shall we?

Saturday, September 11, 2004

Words, words, words

Yet another example of someone who expresses today better than I can. An excerpt from The Writer's Almanac - SEPTEMBER 11, 2004:
On this day in 2001, it was a clear, crisp, sunny morning in New York City. Students were in their second week of school. People were getting to work in cars, buses, and trains. Alessandra Fremura had planned on leaving for work at 8:00, but her babysitter was 20 minutes late. Virginia DiChiara couldn't get her golden retrievers to come in from the backyard, so she decided to have another cup of coffee. Kenneth Merlo was supposed to go in the office, but he decided to spend the morning helping a friend hook up her computer instead of going to his office. Michael Lomonaco stopped in the lobby of the World Trade Center to order some reading glasses from the one-hour eyeglass store. Michael Jacobs was running late when he reached the Trade Center lobby. He rushed to make the elevator, but the doors slid shut in his face. A musician named Michelle Wiley was at home in her apartment. She sat down at her piano in her nightgown and shower shoes, and stared out her window at the Twin Towers before beginning to play.
Today was O. Henry's birthday.

Remember

It was a beautiful day today. Sunny, blue skies. Another perfect fall day.

I had written something here about the strangeness of my Saturday, but it seemed trivial and stupid, though it meant something to me. Only to me. Hence the trivial.

So, a link to this, which is neither stupid nor trivial.

Friday, September 10, 2004

Well, shit










You'll soon meet the love of your life. Just kidding. There's no-one out there for you. You'll die alone, and rats will eat you You'll soon meet the
love of your life.
Just kidding. There's
no-one out there
for you. You'll
die alone, and
rats will eat you
Billy's Weird...cat...thing tells your fortune!

Thursday, September 09, 2004

Dubyah Quote of the Week

"Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
Yahoo! News, 7 Sept 2004

First he gives us Kill Bill, then he does this

After paying more than $20 million for multiple territory rights, Miramax sought to edit [Hero] but facing resistance from Tarantino, who loved the film, later added his name as a presenter credit to gain greater attention for the release. Zhang recently told indieWIRE that Miramax asked Tarantino to cut film, but that the American director rejected the offer.
Apparently the Weinsteins dragged their asses so severely on the release of Hero that Zhang Yimou was worried it would be released in the States after Sony released his newer House of Flying Daggers (which I also want to see). Hoo-ray for Quentin "fanboy" Tarantino.

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

MemeGen ate my blog

I tried posting some meme-type stuff, but it ate my blog then barfed it back up into this pile of sick and sticky code on my desktop. So, no tables. Just...um, quotey-type stuff.
Random "Cool Name" Generator by Bluez

Your mundane first name: [snip]
"Cool" first name: Blood
"Cool" last name: Maker
"Cool" title: "The Crazed"
How to use this name: Yell your name to everyone you Pwn.
I post this mostly so's someone can tell me what the hell "Pwn." means.

Blood and gore, in honor of Lady Macduff

If you were on a battlefield right now, versus everything...

Name : sugarkat
Gender : Female
Age : 31
Lover or a Fighter? : Lover-ish
Fight for good or evil? : For Good
Battle Cry : Aiiiiie!
Weapon of Choice : Sawed off Shotgun
Appearance : Medieval Armour, flying in from above in a helicopter
Your Battle Cry... : Resonates throughout the field for miles
Foes slain upon first strike : 54%
What you fight : Occupying Enemy Forces
You fight... : Because no one lives forever

This fun quiz by Ferggs - Taken 54128 Times.
Credit to pecunium, who slayed 75% in his first strike.

Myers-Briggs Test Results: I'm a big, hypersensitive, disorganized cry-baby

INFP - "Questor". High capacity for caring. Emotional face to the world. High sense of honor derived from internal values. 4.4% of total population.
Free Myers-Briggs Word Choice Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

Monday, September 06, 2004

Rogue of the Week, circa Aug. 4

This made me laugh so hard, I felt obliged to repost it here. Bless the editors at Willamette Week Online for their "Rogue of the Week" series and this article on the so-called Defense of Marriage Coalition.
[...] In a letter sent to the 244,587 Oregonians who signed their petition, the [Defense of Marriage Coalition, or DMC] revealed what's really at stake for kids if the amendment doesn't pass.

"Beginning in kindergarten, children will be taught that marriage between two men is the same as marriage between a man and a woman," the letter says. "Sex-education classes will be required to teach homosexuality as a legitimate option."

This was all news to Gene Evans, spokesman for the state schools. "The Oregon Department of Education couldn't require kindergarten teachers to do that even if we wanted to," Evans says. "The curriculum is set through a public process, and right now there is no marriage curriculum in any grade."

So as long as we're all making stuff up, let's round out this new curriculum with the items the DMC didn't mention:

1. Starting in preschool, girls will wear overalls and keep their hair less than two inches long at all times. Boys must, must, must accessorize.

2. In gym class, kids will work out on Stairmaster machines, with intense techno music or Melissa Etheridge playing in the background.

3. School lunch? Hummus and quiche--every day.

4. Pledge of Allegiance will be replaced by a daily rendition of Elton John's 'Candle in the Wind' to a rainbow flag every morning.

5. Girls will still take metal shop, but boys will learn floral arranging and interior design.

6. The history curriculum will begin with a deep and prolonged study of ancient Greek culture, then will jump several thousand years forward so students can learn the real, super-hot history of Lewis and Clark.

7. Music class will no longer consist of learning to play instruments. Instead, kids will memorize songs from important Broadway musicals, with a special emphasis on high kicks and jazz hands.

Sunday, September 05, 2004

To which house should you be sorted?

YOU'VE BEEN SORTED INTO...

i'm in gryffindor!
be sorted @ nimbo.net


Congratulations on making Gryffindor!

Basically, you're brave, daring, chivalrous, and pretty much ... an all around good person. Of course, some see you as a goodie-two-shoes. But hey, it's true! You're really good at winning, and normally always come out as the hero. Everybody likes you ... except, maybe, the Slytherins. You're too perfect. No, really .... You're too perfect. It's annoying to watch you win, repeatedly. Oh well. Be proud anyway.


Gryffindors to Remember:

Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
The whole Weasley family
Hermione Granger
Albus Dumbledore

Which Powerpuff Girl villian are you?

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE...

I am Mojo Jojo! Tremble before the awesome and mighty weight of my evil genius!

Which Lilo & Stich character are you?


you are nani @ nimbo.net


Look, you're the hard-working Nani! You work hard to take care of the ones you love. That just proves how very, very much you love them! You'd do anything for your family/friends, which explains why you hardly have any time to do your own thing. Sometimes you end up tense and stressed out because of your busy schedule, but you find comfort in knowing that you've pleased others.

Happy pill, happy sewage

This is both very funny and slightly disturbing. How much fricking Prozac are these people taking?
Prozac seeping into water supplies

The anti-depressant drug Prozac is being taken in such large quantities in Britain that it has entered water supplies.

Experts from the Environmental Agency are calling for an immediate investigation after it emerged that quantities of the medication were found in rivers and groundwater used for drinking supplies.

[...]

A recent report by the Environmental Agency concluded the Prozac, dubbed the "happy pill" in the United States where it is hugely popular for its mood-lifting qualities, could be potentially toxic. It also branded its presence a "potential concern".

Experts have also voiced concerns that the drug, which they believe has found its way into the water system from treated sewage water, could seriously damage the human reproductive system.

[...]

"We need to determine the effects of this low-level, almost continuous discharge[.]" [...]

Saturday, September 04, 2004

Children

The following was in the WBUR e-mail newsletter sent by Dick Gordon.
There's a part of the Russian school story that's not being told.

It's not a big thing, and it's not conspiracy stuff.

In fact, it's very simple.

It all began, we are told, on the first day of school. That explains why there were so many people caught inside the school. See, in Russia, the first day of school is a really big thing. The parents go. They meet the teacher. There was a time when they exchanged gifts. So the attackers chose their target and their timing with that in mind.

What's more, if I can be forgiven a generalization, Russians love children. They love their own children of course, but they also love EVERYBODY ELSE'S children. It's part of that old collective thing. When I lived in Moscow, walking down the street was a dreary affair. No one made eye contact. No one smiled...unless I was with one of my young daughters.

Then complete strangers were cheery, they'd step aside at the metro or the bread store. And they weren't bashful either. If they thought for a moment that one of our girls was not well enough dressed for the cold weather...they rush right over and start adjusting a hat or mittens...smiling at the child, and castigating me for being a bad parent.

I thought about this when the children were attacked in Beslan. It will always be an inexcusable act to intentionally involve children in war and terrorism. It was just that little extra bit nastier, singling out Russian children on that day.
Details on the deaths at the school in Beslan can be found here. I'm reminded a little bit of Oklahoma City, especially by the pictures of bloody children being carried by frightened- and exhausted-looking adults. How could any cause be worth this? I will never understand.

Bubble tea spawn

A fun little tip for my friends, who can actually get to a place which sells decent bubble tea, from Poopy Z. Brite:
A fun thing to do with bubble tea is position three or four of the tapioca pearls between your teeth and lips, open your mouth just enough to let your dining partner see them, and say, "I'm spawning!"

Friday, September 03, 2004

Lazy = fat ass

One Toque Over The Line on Atkins and "carbs" and chefs:
Can somebody answer this question? What the Hell is wrong with the American dining public?

Let me get this straight. We[']re fat because we eat carbohydrates? Well, that certainly explains all the obese Asian cultures. [...]

As Chefs we have enough to deal with the general running of the kitchen and cooking food for people without mental problems. But when every third person comes in with some silly carb free craze[,] it really just fucks us up. It makes people ruin the food we create and when that happens, the gloves come off. If you really think that [...] leaving off the rice or the gnochi that we've spent an hour and half making will make you Claudia Schiffer, you're wrong. Stop blaming starches and driving Chefs crazy with your bullshit.

You might want to consider getting up and going for a walk. If you're too depressed to do that, I don't know what to say. Put down the bon bons, get the fuck up you bloated sack and get to doing something physical.
'Course, it would help if more places were like NYC (and many of its surrounding 'burbs) and had sidewalks. The main difference between my life here and my life in CT is that I have nowhere to walk except the road. I don't even want to be on the road with these insane drivers when I'm in a car. Like hell I'll give them the opportunity to hit me without the tons of steel surrounding my o-so-squishable flesh. Hardly anyone in America (outside of NYC) walks anywhere anymore. I'm thinking of starting some sort of campaign to get sidewalks and crosswalks put in every town in the country. Starting with my pathetic burg. 'Cause like hell I'm giving up my fancy-ass, Italian-monk-made pasta.

Thursday, September 02, 2004

Voice from outside (looking in)
or, observations on colonial politicking

A comment from crack-of-the-ass-early today by the exhausted, possibly drunk Warren Ellis regarding the RNC's keynote speaker.
Is it me, or is Zell Miller (D - Georgia) actually Satan? I haven't caught any of the RNC circus until tonight, slumped in a very large bed waiting for unconsciousness. But this Zell Miller guy is deeply
disturbing. He is currently claiming that he has knocked on the door of
George Bush's soul and found someone in. "A God-fearing man with a spine
of tempered steel." Which, I guess, is why he's gone to New York to sell
out his party on live television.
The crowd are chanting "Four more years." In between chants, I can hear a
man in the back yelling "Sieg."
___
sent from Treo/time for the sleep of fear
Posted by Warren Ellis at 03:30 AM

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Tee-shirt origami

Holy hell, man. The Japanese can even make folding shirts cool.


cheers to the anal-retentive Jubilee for finding it

Sad, yet I think some of my friends might score even lower

20 Questions to having a Better Family

Your score as a human being is 30.



This makes you like The Sopranos.

Holy crap. This is some serious malfunction you've got in your family. It's like baked ziti of anguish set off by a romaine salad of conflict and a nice Merlot of denial. Your parents would cheat on each other in a heartbeat if they could find anybody but each other that could tolerate them. Your siblings blow hot and cold, and by "hot" and "cold" I mean "intractably selfish" and "desperately codependent."

Don't feel bad. This is the score my family gets, and we're not bad people. Mostly.

In honor of the RNC in NYC

Thought I'd display this AP report from a little ways back in the midst of the Republican National Convention.

I believe Freudian slip is a term with which we are all familiar, if only from college Halloween parties.
Bush misspeaks, says his administration seeking 'new ways to harm our country'
Thursday, August 5, 2004
AP Breaking News

(08-05) 10:48 PDT WASHINGTON (AP) --
President Bush offered up a new entry for his catalog of "Bushisms" on Thursday, declaring that his administration will "never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people."

Bush misspoke as he delivered a speech at the signing ceremony for a $417 billion defense spending bill.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

No one in Bush's audience of military brass or Pentagon chiefs reacted.

The president was working his way toward a larger point. "We must never stop thinking about how best to defend our country. We must always be forward-thinking," he said.

White House spokesman Scott McClellan said Bush's misstatement "just shows even the most straightforward and plain-spoken people misspeak."

"But the American people know this president speaks with clarity and conviction, and the terrorists know by his actions he means it," McClellan said.
My favorite bit is how "no one in Bush's audience ... reacted," as if that phrase was to be expected.

I'd credit the writer, but the e-mail didn't have any further info.

p.s.

Hiya back, Jubilee! Sorry if I made you late for your ride, there. It was very nice indeed to at least get to IM with you. Cross fingers we can work out the timing in October.

Hope the triangle-karma thing is working out better now, Miss Shoujo-Anime-Life.