Congrats on the new digs. Wish I could have come to the housewarming party. Please re-email me your new address so's I can send your housewarming gift to you. Cheers.
- Benjamin Franklin
the autoblography of a fool
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
-commonly attributed to Albert Einstein
"My country right or wrong" is on the same moral level as "my mother drunk or sober."
-G. K. Chesterton
Punctuality is a virtue of the bored.
-Evelyn Waugh
