| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Katosis not the real name...edited to protect my web anonymity | |
| Cause: | too much sleep |
| Symptoms: | hovering, occasional déjà vu, liver pain, frequent diarrhoea |
| Cure: | electroshock therapy |
For an even bigger laugh, type in Sugar Kat into the name spot above. Tra la. I kinda like this response better....
...and this was my first and family names:
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with -- --itis | |
| Cause: | influence of the Devil |
| Symptoms: | groin swelling, extremely inability to pronounce letter 'c', steam whistling from ears, pimples |
| Cure: | fresh air |


