I will never own a dog.
They poop and pee everywhere.
They are horribly, horribly smelly.
They jump on your furniture and make it smelly.
Your hands smelly after you touch them.
They make your clothes smelly.
They jump on you, scraping you with their ridiculous, useless-yet-huge claws and messing up whatever you're wearing.
They track dirt everywhere.
No matter where they poop, you have to pick it up and move it.
Dogs are cute, but not to own. Leave the dog-owning to the insane, and don't go to their houses. Their houses stink and you will stink, too, after a little while. It's like going to a smoker's house, only the smoker won't jump all over you, shed on you, and get slobber on your shoes. Or chew on any- and everything in the reach of their mouths.
They poop and pee everywhere.
They are horribly, horribly smelly.
They jump on your furniture and make it smelly.
Your hands smelly after you touch them.
They make your clothes smelly.
They jump on you, scraping you with their ridiculous, useless-yet-huge claws and messing up whatever you're wearing.
They track dirt everywhere.
No matter where they poop, you have to pick it up and move it.
Dogs are cute, but not to own. Leave the dog-owning to the insane, and don't go to their houses. Their houses stink and you will stink, too, after a little while. It's like going to a smoker's house, only the smoker won't jump all over you, shed on you, and get slobber on your shoes. Or chew on any- and everything in the reach of their mouths.
