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This is an excerpt from the, ah, "reviews" section at bobanddavid.com:

THE MATRIX RELOADED – The action in this sequel will, quite simply, knock your dick in the dirt. Not only will it knock your dick in the dirt, it will pick it up, wipe it off, give it a nice meal, spoon it a while at bedtime, and then, just as it’s drifting off to dreamland, wake it up and knock it back in the dirt! (But don’t feel left out, you dick-less ladies out there, because this movie will make you grow a dick, and then proceed with all the dick-related activities mentioned above.)

He goes on to say that the non-action sucks ass

Note to the Wachowski brothers: Less yappy, more slappy…no nappy. Note to everyone else: The chatty parts are a good time to hit the crapper and empty your dick to get it ready for more dirt.

but overall, this is an increadibly positive review from the normally pissed-off Benson.