Wait, why can't I have an unidentifiable animal traipsing about my backyard?

Check out the nifty mystery mammal in North Carolina. It's not better than a binturong--nothing could be that--but it's pretty keen.

I'm hoping it's not a PhotoShopHound, 'cause that would suck. (Stoopid PhotoShoppers, ruining all the fun of freak mammal finds for the rest of us.)

Between this critter of the South and the Alpine four-eared kitten, this is turning into the blog of mutant mammals. ... Whee!