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Tuesday, May 20, 2003

Neat Book List
I've many books in my personal library I haven't read yet and hope to read this summer. There are also books in my parents' extensive library which I wish to read this summer. Then there are the books none of us own which I'll have to borrow from the library to read this summer. Yet, for some reason, I'm always on the look-out for lists of books I should read. So, when I saw the list below on "Oh, Blog, Where Art Thou?" I thought, Must follow this list this summer! Not that I will, most likely, but I thought I should put it down here and mark off, like the exceptionally well-read instigator of this checking off of lists of books and Mlle. Dorkart do, in bold what I've read already.

    The Book Meme

    1984, George Orwell
    The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho
    Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
    Animal Farm, George Orwell

    Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy
    Anne Of Green Gables, LM Montgomery
    Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer
    The BFG, Roald Dahl

    Birdsong, Sebastian Faulks
    Black Beauty, Anna Sewell
    Bleak House, Charles Dickens
    Brave New World, Aldous Huxley
    Brideshead Revisited, Evelyn Waugh
    Bridget Jones's Diary, Helen Fielding
    Captain Corelli's Mandolin, Louis de Bernieres
    Catch 22, Joseph Heller
    The Catcher In The Rye, JD Salinger
    Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl
    A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens

    The Clan Of The Cave Bear, Jean M Auel *
    Cold Comfort Farm, Stella Gibbons
    The Colour Of Magic, Terry Pratchett *
    The Count Of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas
    Crime And Punishment, Fyodor Dostoyevsky
    David Copperfield, Charles Dickens
    Double Act, Jacqueline Wilson *
    Dune, Frank Herbert
    Emma, Jane Austen

    Far From The Madding Crowd, Thomas Hardy
    Girls In Love, Jacqueline Wilson
    The God Of Small Things, Arundhati Roy
    The Godfather, Mario Puzo
    Gone With The Wind, Margaret Mitchell
    Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

    Goodnight Mister Tom, Michelle Magorian
    Gormenghast, Mervyn Peake
    The Grapes Of Wrath, John Steinbeck
    Great Expectations, Charles Dickens
    The Great Gatsby, F Scott Fitzgerald

    Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett *
    Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets, JK Rowling
    Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, JK Rowling
    Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone, JK Rowling
    Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, JK Rowling
    His Dark Materials trilogy, Philip Pullman
    The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Douglas Adams
    The Hobbit, JRR Tolkien
    Holes, Louis Sachar

    I Capture The Castle, Dodie Smith
    Jane Eyre, Charlotte Brontë
    Kane And Abel, Jeffrey Archer
    Katherine, Anya Seton
    The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, CS Lewis

    Little Women, Louisa May Alcott
    Lord Of The Flies, William Golding
    The Lord Of The Rings, JRR Tolkien
    Love In The Time Of Cholera, Gabriel García Márquez
    The Magic Faraway Tree, Enid Blyton
    Magician, Raymond E Feist *
    The Magus, John Fowles
    Matilda, Roald Dahl
    Memoirs Of A Geisha, Arthur Golden *
    Middlemarch, George Eliot
    Midnight's Children, Salman Rushdie
    Mort, Terry Pratchett *
    Night Watch, Terry Pratchett *
    Noughts And Crosses, Malorie Blackman
    Of Mice And Men, John Steinbeck
    On The Road, Jack Kerouac
    One Hundred Years Of Solitude, Gabriel García Márquez
    Perfume, Patrick Süskind
    Persuasion, Jane Austen

    The Pillars Of The Earth, Ken Follett
    A Prayer For Owen Meany, John Irving
    Pride And Prejudice, Jane Austen

    The Princess Diaries, Meg Cabot *
    The Ragged Trousered Philantrhopists, Robert Tressell
    Rebecca, Daphne Du Maurier
    The Secret Garden, Frances Hodgson Burnett

    The Secret History, Donna Tartt
    The Shell Seekers, Rosamunde Pilcher
    The Stand, Stephen King
    The Story Of Tracy Beaker, Jacqueline Wilson *
    A Suitable Boy, Vikram Seth
    Swallows And Amazons, Arthur Ransome
    A Tale Of Two Cities, Charles Dickens
    Tess Of The D'urbervilles, Thomas Hardy
    The Thorn Birds, Colleen McCollough *
    To Kill A Mockingbird, Harper Lee
    A Town Like Alice, Nevil Shute
    Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson
    The Twits, Roald Dahl
    Ulysses, James Joyce
    Vicky Angel, Jacqueline Wilson *
    War And Peace, Leo Tolstoy (1/2-way done)
    Watership Down, Richard Adams
    The Wind In The Willows, Kenneth Grahame
    Winnie-the-Pooh, AA Milne

    The Woman In White, Wilkie Collins
    Wuthering Heights, Emily Brontë

Hm. If I counted correctly, that's 47 books read (one listed is a trilogy). Much better than I would have thought, considering. Perfume is exceptionally good, by the way. It was assigned in an Ethics course I couldn't get into at NYU. It was one of those books I could not put down even though my eyes were crossing I was so tired. I just heard Paulo Coelho being interviewed on NPR this past weekend, so I was planning on reading his book before I'd seen this list. Gone With The Wind sucked ass, as does the movie. Why? Because Scarlett is the most unlikable character I've ever read about in any piece of fiction. I kept hoping she'd died of syphillus, as she so very much deserved to do, but she didn't. She didn't even get beaten with a stick, as I so very much hoped she would. No, she lived to fight another day. Ugh.

Anyway, some of those I've read I liked, some I didn't, most which I haven't I'm not interested in (I don't like Pratchett and I get bored with Dickens very quickly). We'll see how I do, especially since a couple of these are on Mom's shelves. I never did read Anne of Green Gables, which my mother gave me for Christmas when I was in junior high or so. I didn't think it could be as good as the Canadian production they showed on PBS all those years ago. My eldest sister read Memoirs Of A Geisha and said it sucked badly, so I really don't think that one will be checked off any time soon.

*not bloody likely, friend!

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