*Now there is a funny response which should be left alone but is changed into some sort of personal diary entry whining about parental units or some such shit. If you're lucky enough to get a funny response. Ugh.
- Benjamin Franklin
the autoblography of a fool
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
-commonly attributed to Albert Einstein
"My country right or wrong" is on the same moral level as "my mother drunk or sober."
-G. K. Chesterton
Punctuality is a virtue of the bored.
-Evelyn Waugh
