Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain...and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin

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Wednesday, December 24, 2003

LotR diary

Have spent entire day with paper and ribbons. Am disgusted with whole wrapping-of-gifts tradition. Refuse to ever touch paper again, even if as pretty as the paper I saw at shop weekend last.

Still have not seen Return of the King. Am going through elf withdrawl. Am inseperable from Legolas doll. Still upset. Where is beautious elf? Where is sweaty yet attractive future king? Even beginning to fancy tiny hobbits with large, innocent eyes. Must go to shop and find Pippin doll. Am becoming pervy hobbit fancier?!