Have finally seen Return of the King. Am v. happy that Aragorn has finally taken a bath. Looks v. sexy washed and kingly. Definitely shaggable.
Legolas so cool as to give me fits. Still the prettiest, but also now the coolest. Also v. funny with counting of his dead enemies. Would shag him senseless after battle if were resident of Minas Tirith. Am v. jealous of residents of Minas Tirith.
Think am now in love also with tiny hobbit. Mothering instinct? Perhaps would not shag so much as cradle in arms and kiss tiny forehead. Must see film again to test this. Wonder if so v. pretty, always-washed Legolas would be jealous.
Legolas so cool as to give me fits. Still the prettiest, but also now the coolest. Also v. funny with counting of his dead enemies. Would shag him senseless after battle if were resident of Minas Tirith. Am v. jealous of residents of Minas Tirith.
Think am now in love also with tiny hobbit. Mothering instinct? Perhaps would not shag so much as cradle in arms and kiss tiny forehead. Must see film again to test this. Wonder if so v. pretty, always-washed Legolas would be jealous.
