Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain...and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin

i'm in gryffindor!

Tuesday, December 23, 2003

LotR diary

Am no longer going to make large pig of self. Start mornings with half grapefruit, then delicious smoothie for lunch and dinner. Will be gloriously thin for new year. Go me! Will, naturally, start this as soon as fudge is gone. Tiny bits of fudge will take place of lunch and dinner calories. Shall be v. thin after running off all icky fat. (New trainers for Christmas?)

This dieting and running shall distract me from my complete inability to get to theater to drool at Legolas and Aragorn in v. nice new armour thing with pretty silver tree. Am still v. worried about tiny hobbits.

Still have not seen Return of the King.