California is a fucking joke. This whole "recall" of a legitimate election is ridiculous and undemocratic. However, they are Californians, and Californians are a fucking joke, with the exception of Joss Whedon (super genius!!!), Agnieszka (who is way, way smarter than I am), my brother's best friend from high school, D-- (one of the nicest people I know and practically a little sister to me), and maybe, like, ten others.
Mock. Mock, mock, mock. The rest of the nation mocks you with our monkey pants, California, especially after seeing this list of candidates for governor of California. You are a joke. Give it up. Surrender your government to a more sensible state, like Oregon. Seriously. I mean it. You're pathetic. You're obviously incapable of taking care of yourselves, so turn it in to your more reasonable neighbors further up the Pacific Coast until you prove to the rest of us that you've matured and are capable of self-governance.
The fiftieth star can be Washington, D.C. Those poor bastards actually have "Taxation Without Representation" on their license plates. They need statehood more than you do, even with their crack-smokin', whorin' mayors.
Mock. Mock, mock, mock. The rest of the nation mocks you with our monkey pants, California, especially after seeing this list of candidates for governor of California. You are a joke. Give it up. Surrender your government to a more sensible state, like Oregon. Seriously. I mean it. You're pathetic. You're obviously incapable of taking care of yourselves, so turn it in to your more reasonable neighbors further up the Pacific Coast until you prove to the rest of us that you've matured and are capable of self-governance.
The fiftieth star can be Washington, D.C. Those poor bastards actually have "Taxation Without Representation" on their license plates. They need statehood more than you do, even with their crack-smokin', whorin' mayors.
