AOL sucks ass.
But then, you knew that already.
Still, the latest version sucks more ass than usual. It is a vast vortex of ass-sucking. Can you hear it? That horrid, slurping, phhhhhoit-phhhhhoit sound? That's AOL v.9.0. Suck, suck, suck, suck. Massive suckage.
AOL: now even suckier than before.
But then, you knew that already.
Still, the latest version sucks more ass than usual. It is a vast vortex of ass-sucking. Can you hear it? That horrid, slurping, phhhhhoit-phhhhhoit sound? That's AOL v.9.0. Suck, suck, suck, suck. Massive suckage.
AOL: now even suckier than before.
