While waiting for the 61-page excerpt from Boethius's The Consolation of Philosophy my professor wants us to read for Monday to print from its webpage, I poked through The Village Voice Best of New York 2002 Procurables section, when I found this:
Best Place To Buy a Kitty- KITTYKIND ADOPTION
Kittens are just so CUTE, aren't they? The way they crawl onto your lap, nose into grocery bags, and—oh!—join you in your soft, warm, comfortable . . . sleepy . . . bed . . . zzzzz. Wake up! It's morning, the sun is streaming through the window, and kitty wants to cuddle. Kitty, who wouldn't instantly fall in love with you? A meanie, that's who. Aren't kittens so snuggly and wonderful? Get one! Get a whole furry, writhing basketful! At KITTYKIND ADOPTION, inside of Petco. -Nick Catucci
Please note the person who wrote this ode to tiny felines is named Catucci.
This passage, naturally, made me think of Maggie. Well, it made me think of me, then Maggie, Queen of the Kittens, General of the Kitten Army. Mew!
(This made me think of Hal:
This passage, naturally, made me think of Maggie. Well, it made me think of me, then Maggie, Queen of the Kittens, General of the Kitten Army. Mew!
(This made me think of Hal:
Best Place To Buy a Sloth- OBSCURA ANTIQUES & ODDITIES
. "An animal lover can take home her very own sloth, stuffed for posterity and posing on a tree segment, for $750. Conversely, a germophobe can confront his fears with a wax anatomical model of a face infected with lupus, rabies, or other diseases (prices vary). They also carry [...] decorative items made of human hair.")
