Possum!

We have an oppossum in our yard! She's living behind the shed. We're assuming she's a she. She could be a he. We can't tell from here.

She has a long, pink tail, pink feet, and a white face with beady black eyes and a pink nose. Gray coat. She's cute! We like her. Haven't named her yet, but we will.

Mom thinks she moved to our yard when our evil, evil, evil neighbors tore down practically every freakin' tree (evil!) in the neighborhood and put up their ugly, cheap-ass house (evil!!). Poor possum. She can stay as long as she wants. She looked hungry tonight, so we tossed her some bread. We're nice to our cute, marsupial neighbors. Not the evil, evil, evil ones. Those we send mental curses and call names.