Monsters Of The Deep

(The above should be read with appropriate, portent-ish, Ian-McKellen-as-Galdalf-y voice.)

Look! Another article on the silly French people being attacked by a giant squid!

Whee! Giant squids! Giant squid attacking the French! Whee!

On that note, my mom says that if you're not going to use the -i plural of octopus, then the plural form should be "octopussies," not "octopuses."

Yes, this was my mom. Just now, in the car, when she picked me up from class. "Octopussies." Yup, that's what she said. My mom.