Stalker!

There should be on this page a link to the Justin Timberlake "Cry Me A River" video (either broadband or dial-up). I want to be sure you have the opportunity to watch this expensive video homage to stalker ex-boyfriends, as this most obviously is. I checked it out out of curiosity and, well, 'cause I've massive amounts of free time right now. This video is creepy. Then again, it's Britney Spears, so who the hell cares if she has a stalker ex. Maybe it'll get her to stop dressing like a color-blind 'ho. And, like, how scary can Stalker Justin Timberlake be? Unless he sings. shudder ("Please, Justin! Stop singing! Please! Noooo!")